Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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