thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize