I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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