He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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