Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
