So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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