Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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