Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
oh god was she eating orange peels again
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
how drunk are you?
Several
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
