So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
