yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I intend to get homeless drunk
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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