okay pat passed out under dana's car
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
