you would pick up someone in the library
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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