She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Randomize
