He is an equal opportunity slut.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
