Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
