just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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