But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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