It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm too high and old for this...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
