I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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