My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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