bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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