There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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