i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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