Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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