my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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