She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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