that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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