It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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