check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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