i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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