doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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