I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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