Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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