Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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