just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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