ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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