ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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