I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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