I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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