just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
