go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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