i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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