We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you win again, gameday.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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