we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize