It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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