Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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