When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
