You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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