It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
