You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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