She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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