i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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