he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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