Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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