The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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