Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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